(Source: evansknickers, via darktwisteddfantasy)
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
Most girls my age: Oh my god so this guy is totally in love with me but then there is this other guy I'm flirting with in class and this third guy I'm talking to ugh who do I pick?!?!?!?
Me: A boy looked at me once
friend: omg how long have you had acne?
my mind: what!? I have acne? that's...I had no idea.thank you for this groundbreaking observation! this whole time I thought that there were dead red ants eternally residing on my face.
me: a couple years.
friend: Have you tried Proactiv?
my mind: you know something? I have not. all this time I had extremely severe acne, tried every system known to man, seen dermotalogists, taken pills, even changed my diet and It completely escaped my mind to try the the most well-known acne product on the market. It's probably because the crevice in the earth I live in just lost the cable connection.
me: yeah, but it didn't work.
friend: well ,you should totally try this new thing..my acne used to be TERRIBLE and it worked for me.
my mind: TERRIBLE? TERRIBLE? THATS what you call terrible? my skin looks like that on a good day. seriously? how must you see me? why are we even friends?
me: thanks. I'll look it up.
